Mother-in-law joke of the day

So a guy takes his wife and mother-in-law on vacation around the world.  While they are in Israel, his mother-in-law dies.  He is dealing with the local funeral home people and the director tells him that he can bury his mother-in-law there for about $800 or he can fly her back to the U.S. for $10,000. 

After thinking a minute, the man tells the director that he wants to fly his mother-in-law back home.  The director asks, "Why do you want to fly her back home when it will cost you more than 10 times as much as having her buried here?" 

The man looks at him and says, "You people have a history of people coming back from the dead over here.  I just can't take that chance."

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